when i correct an adult on a fact about a band that was popular when they were my age
this girl ripped her galaxy leggings today and i couldnt stop laughing because there was a rip in the fabric of space
at my wedding, I want 9 people dressed up as the members of the fellowship of the ring to attend and halfway through the vows they stand up and start arguing until the one dressed up as Frodo shouts “I will do it, I will take the ring to the bride!”
then it just falls silent as he slowly brings me the Ring of Power
Ann was getting a little chummy. When people get too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.
the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again